Religion - A word which is responsible for the highest number of deaths in this world from crusades to jihads to riots.
Last week or so when i was reading a forum, i came across some one saying, Rajni is God. At that time, a series of thought ran through my mind, regarding how a religion can be manufactured. Apart from Rajni, in india, many tell, "If cricket is religion, then Sachin is God". But even he has not got a religion yet, but Sehwag already got a religion called Sehwagology and his commandments already established and has great many followers.
So if you take history, a religion and god is either manufactured by individuals or their followers. You can see this from the days of Moses to Jesus to Mohammed in western countries and Rishis to Rama to Krishna to Budha in asiatic countries.
When a person does things which are not normally possible by ordinary people and shows exemplary behaviour or greatness, then he becomes God to them. Thats how a civilian like Jesus, Rama and Budha has become god and their way of life or teachings become commandments of the religion.
So now in current days also, many try to become prophets and Gods and develop their own followers. The problem with current "gods and prophets" is that they cannot hide behind the secrecy and miracles because of the availability of videos which neutralizes their words.
So i like to manufacture a God and religion say for example Sehwag aka Sehwagology and Rajni aka Rajnism, so that in future say few 100 years, there will be a big religion in their names.
To do that, we need to
1) Delete their video footages, photos, and other things which talks or shows their weaknesses.
2) Propagate what they did in their field which others couldnt do.
3) Make sure, the book should mention that you become delirious whenever you saw them making impossible things.
4) As it is modern time, write their commandments in modern slangs, dont use the same old junk found in other religious books.
5) Try to get as many strong disciples as possible who will go to any length to enforce the religion.
6) Most important thing, try to open a facebook page and also get a famous blogger like him, who propagate the truth about the god and its religion. Even if there is a great backlash from the disciples of other wannabe Gods.
If we can do all these things, we can a have popular new religion and a god. Hope no one fights for this religion and kills one another.
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